The Buddha of Bernicia – Part One

If you meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill him

“For all that is secret will eventually be brought into the open, and everything that is concealed will be brought to light and made known to all.” Luke, 8:17

I have regularly asserted that we are in a most amazing epoch and that it is one whose chief characteristic is apocalyptic:

An unveiling, an uncovering.

As previously disclosed, I have reluctantly decided to unveil a series of podcasts entitled, “The Buddha of Bernicia” and this is the first of the series.

It is to be noted that I use the word Buddha in its lightest and most ironical sense and having dabbled previously in the waters of the philosophy of the Buddha, it may be that I am well-qualified to use it in this context.

Incidentally, my first book was an account of my travels with the teachings of the Buddha in the Himalayas for sixteen months, beginning in the Autumn of 1999. That book, which is irreverently titled, “FCUK the Buddha” will be published just as soon as I recover it from an old hard drive.

On the subject of which, there is an old Buddhist saying that is certainly pertinent to this subject matter and, typically, it is one which is often cited as a reminder not to take oneself too seriously and to be wary of all forms of idolatry:

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

For now, at least, the narrative is told in audio format so those listeners who are interested can download the MP3 and actually listen to the content.

It is not a decision which I have taken lightly. However, the Truth Will Out and I have nothing to hide.

Before listening to the first chapter, it seems appropriate to provide an update. I previously wrote about how said ‘Buddha’ had fraudulently claimed to the police that (a) his car had been stolen by Steve and I and (b) how he had falsely claimed that I had attempted to kill him with raw milk and magic mushrooms.

On Friday, 11th September, 2026 – aka 9/11 – I was in Dunbar, in Scotland when an anonymous call came through. I took it and it turned out to be WPC Luxton of Nottinghamshire Police. She told me that the investigation into the two false allegations made by the BOB (Buddha of Bernicia) had concluded and that no further action would be taken.

Naturally, I took the opportunity to remind her that I had told her clearly at the outset that the matter was a civil one. When she had told me that she would be impounding the vehicle, then I had asked her whether it would be returned to Steve and I, as the rightful owners. She had wrongly stated that BOB was the ‘registered keeper’ and so he would be offered the chance to collect it. After she had reversed the car off the drive, she changed her mind and said that she would be leaving it on the road, ready for him to collect.

That, I assert, was an error that has cost us £3k. She trespassed on a civil matter. Ignorance of the law is no defence and in so doing she was in breach of the Laws of England, specifically the English Law of Liens.

Consequently, a letter before claim is in the pipeline. Neither Steve or I are interested in making a ‘complaint’ on the simple basis that the police investigating themselves is a preposterous notion that invariably results in nothing other than an exoneration of one of their gang (‘colleagues’).

For those who are paying attention, it is certainly worth mentioning that this will not be the first time that I have sued said constabulary – here is an account of how I successfully litigated them for False Imprisonment.

Also, and for those who may have missed it, I re-released the Roguecast entitled 1066 to 2026 as a precursor to the presentation I will be giving in Derbyshire on 9th October, 2026. That presentation will add more meat to the bones of a subject that is as old as the hills:

Here then, is Part One of the Buddha of Bernicia:

“You can fool some people some of the time, but you can’t fool all the people all the time.”

 

In which the author considers,

how the imagination can be a two edged sword – if it sounds too good to be true, then that’s because it is – the lifelong learning of the sojourner – how false pride, even at its most subtle can deceive – broken wishes, unfulfilled ambitions and ‘free beer tomorrow’ – a meeting in 2009 – collaboration – friendship – the making of the Great British Mortgage Swindle – the claims of the Convid era – the kidnapping that wasn’t – a plea for funds – a retainer paid to a disbarred barrister – the characteristics of a cult – the cult of the legal system – Freemasonic cult – the role of the con man – con artistry – an uncomfortable realisation – the infallibility of the cult leader who is superior in knowledge, insight and morality – a series of incompetent assassination attempts – the divine protection afforded the Special One – a Grand Mission to ‘free humanity’ from its shackles but to be free from what, really? – the futility of any attempt to save a simulated construct – Trust has to be earned; it cannot be given.

The chapter ends with the question, ‘what was clouding my judgement?’ 

Part Two: the Raw Milk Magic Mushroom Assassin

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