Kicker Conspiracy: Addendum

This week’s dishonourable Great British Bell End Award goes to one Gary Neville.

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Recorded on Sunday, 12th October, here is a short addendum to the essay, Kicker Conspiracy.

Interestingly enough, it follows directly from the ‘award’ being given to Sir Kweir Stalin, a wee fellow who was filmed in a propaganda conversational piece with this week’s recipient, Gary Neville.

Gary and Kweir: not so much a couple of bookends as a pair of Bell Ends.
Many will look on in askance that such an individual as Neville is provided not only with a variety of media platforms but also an invitation to the WEF event at Davos, earlier this year.
I would posit that Neville is offered these faux ‘trinkets’ on the basis that he is able to string together more sentences than your average footballer (it’s a very low bar) and, as such, is deemed to be an influencer of some scope. However, his role is that of a spunk trumpet– he simply repeats the mantra of his masters, like the compliant half-wit he is and is paid to be.
As such, Neville is the dishonourable recepient of the much-prized Great British Bell End award for this week.

 

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